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She was playing with my hair, she gently kissed me but then—

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I noticed a baby in the backseat of my car.

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It's not the kind of life I expected, but at least my little daughter likes to accompany me to pick up the scraps at the junkyard.

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Hearing the television on downstairs, I wondered what my roommate was watching now. But as I walked into the room, I was horrified to see the tv lit up with the Netflix Original Cuties.

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I’m so excited to finally go to Earth and see the dinosaurs this year!

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I started to smoke in front of the murderer, making him more and more nervous of not smoking and finally admitting his crime.

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In a song-song voice, I sang an endless torrent of goodnights to my pets as I snuggled into the warmth of my bed: "Goodnight Jessie and Fuzzo; sweet dreams, PJ and Tigger; sleep tight, Bella and Boo-Boo..."

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She promised that if I marry her she'd suck me dry every day.

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As it began tearing my stomach open,

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They were definitely following her, first the old man and then the young couple.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She was playing with my hair, she gently kissed me but then—	6
I noticed a baby in the backseat of my car.	6
It's not the kind of life I expected, but at least my little daughter likes to accompany me to pick up the scraps at the junkyard.	6
Hearing the television on downstairs, I wondered what my roommate was watching now. But as I walked into the room, I was horrified to see the tv lit up with the Netflix Original Cuties.	6
I’m so excited to finally go to Earth and see the dinosaurs this year!	6
I started to smoke in front of the murderer, making him more and more nervous of not smoking and finally admitting his crime.	6
In a song-song voice, I sang an endless torrent of goodnights to my pets as I snuggled into the warmth of my bed: "Goodnight Jessie and Fuzzo; sweet dreams, PJ and Tigger; sleep tight, Bella and Boo-Boo..."	6
She promised that if I marry her she'd suck me dry every day.	6
As it began tearing my stomach open,	6
They were definitely following her, first the old man and then the young couple.	6